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Hey there, internet wanderer 🙋
Whether you've got a question, some feedback, or just want to tell me my fonts are too small (they're not, but okay), you've made it to the right place.
Reasons to Contact Me
- You have a job and I have the skills - Let's make magic. I'm not cheap, but you knew that already. 😉
- You found a typo and can't sleep until it's fixed. I respect the dedication.
- You just want to say hi and pretend we're pen pals from the '80s. I just dated myself. 👴
- You're from the future with a magazine of winning sports scores. You're the best! 🤗
Reasons Not to Contact Me
- You're offering "next-level SEO" strategies. Pass.
- You want to sell me crypto. No.
- You're a prince who needs my bank info. Really? Still?
- Sponsored articles / paid insertions - I could be bought for ONE BILLION DOLLARS. No strings attached.
Email: me@chrisbmn.com - or use the form below. I check it more often than I check the fridge.